Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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