whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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