I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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