gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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