the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
