It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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