Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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