How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
