Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
