I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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