I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
