just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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