Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Randomize