Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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