you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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