He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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