VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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