weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sext me about skeletons
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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