Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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