I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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