Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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