do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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