So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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