Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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