the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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