Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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