Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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