So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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