Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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