If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You did what with his pubic hair?
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