did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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