she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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