no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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