i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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