I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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