if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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