If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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