Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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