I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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