he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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