Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
