Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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