just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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