It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think im going to throw up on grandma
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
