It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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