So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize