Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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