i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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