Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
sex in a hospital.. check
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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