is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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