i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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