Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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