i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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