He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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