i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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